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Posted: Wednesday, October 13, 2010 - 0 comment(s) [ Comment ] - 0 trackback(s) [ Trackback ]
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This blog is dedicated to the absolute JOY of seeing 33 souls being reBORN out of the entrails of the earth. I already called them the Lazarus 33.

 

Remember please, these brave men, willingly work a risky job and were trapped for 14 days BEFORE  anyone knew if they were alive.

From that day on Hope reigned.

And so was the name for the base-camp where their families and friends stayed to await their return out of the earth:

Esperanza.  

 

I love humor. I use it everyday, more than my toothbrush! It's my apple a day, so grab a bite! 

 

While watching in expectation to see these gentlemen literally come back to life, I looked at some of the comments Twitter was trending.....

 

oh oh

I now know who my tweeps are.... or at least what their MINDS are like.....

 

Here for your enjoyment, a few quirky thoughts about this historic inside out non moon landing and rescue.... as seen on the social media (boldfaced comments are mine...duh!)

 

 

 

 

"‎1 up, 32 more to be re-born. Thanks be to God. Amen! 1 arriba, 32 más para que re-nazcan. Gracias a Dios. Amén.#trappedminers

 

 jarelloveless (Jarel Loveless): They're going to get to the miner with a wife AND mistress waiting and he's going to be like "No, I'm good...I'll stay here"

 

 

roywoodjr (Roy Wood, Jr.): 1st MINER RESCUED: First Class Plane Ticket, Foot Massage 33rd MINER RESCUED: Hand Job in the back of a Greyhound

 

 L_iotL_c (Elliott Elsey): Patiently awaiting to see what people look like after living 2000 ft underground for 70 days...

 

 Gemini_Minx (Stephanie R. Smith): Wonder what they'll be called after they get out?

 

 karmickaty (Katy Morrison): I want to see the miner that has the wife & mistress waiting up the top : he survived the mine but will he survive the women!

 

misterbrilliant (Steve Hogarty): I'd like it if they opened the first capsule and a tired looking David Blaine was inside.

 

wwtdd (wwtdd by JRubino): the rescue workers in chile should have worn some scary zombie makeup to freak out the miners as they come to the surface.

 

 ‎33 miners, 33 days to get the drilling to them, first miner out on 10/13/10 (local date) which all add up to 33! all I can say is no less than 33 thank yous :)

 

2nd one to come out... HUMOR impersonated: 2nd thing he did after hugging wife: got down to get his bag with souvenirs for everyone: ROCKS!!!

 

 Don Francisco será uno de los rescatistas...

 

:#silosminerosfuerandeaca (Puerto Rico) ya tendrían uno vendiéndoles la t-shirt diciendo "yo sobreviví 70 días con los mineros de Chile" al lado de otro vendiéndole t-shirts diciendo " yo rescaté a uno de los 33...

  •  Carol-Marie Selles Te falta el q esta vendiendo Los pinchos al lado!!!!! LOL LOL
  •  mate con churrascos...
  •  y chimichurri

 

fleetstreetfox: CHILEAN MINERS! THIS IS DAVINA! "Feck that, Pablo let's go back down."

 

 Bolivian comes out of Chilean mine. Mapquest blamed.

 

 ‎(GizaWBZ)These Chilean miners have been on the clock straight through since early august - imagine the OT they've racked up!

 

 This is too fun! it is great to be able to make lighthearted jokes about the success of this event, I'll end up doing a Note because I am still trying to catch up with my tweeps... (you are now in the middle of reading the results...)

 

kevinlukemay Blimey - lost count how many reporters the BBC has in Chile for the mineworker rescue.

 

bennaiqbal Te rescue operations and every action happening at the #mine in#SanJose #Chile is absolutely an inspiration to the world.

 

DanRebellato One miner should emerge limping and ill, then do a crazy little backflip like Gene Wilder in the Willy Wonka movie. Sort it OUT, Chile.

 

SklarBrothers If I'm a Chilean miner, and I get pulled out of the shaft, my first question: Who do I talk to about overtime?

 

sultanmarv "Kenya and the kikuyu members association would like to thank chile for the safe rescue of all the mainas"

 

luna17activist Margaret Thatcher's 85th birthday today. World media dominated by heroic solidarity of miners in #chile. Lovely timing.

 

ertugsilay Congratulations Chile! dear Chilean miners, Welcome to Earth after 69days!

 

foto8 I'm not sure the rescued miners are going to be able to escape the 1700 journalist cluster f*ck awaiting on the surface.

 

sergeyrybkin Sergey Rybkin Looking at this rotating wheel tightens the heart #mineros

 

Jimmy Sánchez the youngest #CHILEan #miner is out. He's only 19. And the one who will get the most marriage proposals....

 

Awkward moment in Chile when Angelina Jolie arrived to adopt all the miners.

 

RodnerFigueroa The youngest of the miners wrote to his family: "we are not 33 we are 34 because God has always been down here with us" AMEN!

 

rsmccain My Spanish isn't so good, but I'm pretty sure that rescued Chilean miner just said, "I'm going to Disney World!" Either that, or "Drink More Ovaltine!"  Little known fact: Even before they were rescued, the Chilean miners were already eligible to vote in Chicago

 

The heroic Chilean miners rescuers should be hired to unearth Osama Bin Laden.

 

And I close with this statement from Mario Sepúlveda, segundo minero en ser rescatado. (2nd miner to be rescued)

"Ví a Dios . Ví al diablo. Dios ganó."

"I met God. I met the devil. God won" 

Posted: Monday, August 9, 2010 - 0 comment(s) [ Comment ] - 0 trackback(s) [ Trackback ]
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Had to share this bit of news since I am guilty as charged. 

And happy to continue doing so.

 

You subconsciously try to mimic the accent of person you are speaking to, researchers find

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1300949/You-subconsciously-try-mimic-accent-person-speaking-researchers-find.html

 

I do it on purpose. It fills a 'cultural' gap with my Spanish medical interpreting clients from a different country (98% of the them!).

It also builds an instant 'trust bond' that allows them to feel at ease with someone 'like them'...

Funny thing is when they ask me ... "Which part of (name of their country) are you from?"

 It's priceless when I see their puzzled faces after I say Puerto Rico. They never have a clue.

Tha't the whole idea...or enchilada...or shabang..or ...

Posted: Sunday, August 8, 2010 - 2 comment(s) [ Comment ] - 0 trackback(s) [ Trackback ]
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S  O  M  E  T  I  M  E  S  
 
 
 
Sometimes...  

 
When  you cry... 

 
 No one sees your tears.  

 
 
 
Sometimes...  

 
When  you are in pain... 

No one sees your hurt.  

 
 
 
Sometimes...  

 
When  you are worried.. 

 
No one sees your stress.  

 
 
 
Sometimes...  

 
 When you are happy.. 

 
No one sees your  smile .  

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
  But  FART!!  Just ONE time... 

 
 
 
And  everybody knows!! 

 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Gotcha!!  and you  thought it was going to be one of those heart-touching  stories! 
 
Bring up a smile yet?????
 

Posted: Saturday, May 1, 2010 - 1 comment(s) [ Comment ] - 0 trackback(s) [ Trackback ]
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Craziest thing you have ever done?!?  

dive and SWIM INSIDE a POOL FULL of SHARKS (my no. 1 fear CONQUERE:D)

 

Do you believe in Love at first SIGHT?

wait a second, I need my glasses...

 

 

Favorite quote?  

"My legs are stickin' to the vinyl and my posse's gettin' laughed at"

 

How much do you want to make annually?

over $150K a year and increasing every month exponentially

 

If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound...  

it barks!

 

If St. Peter asked you to recite Pi in order to get into Heaven, what would you do?  

I would happily say "3.14 and everything else that God made with it"

 

If you could only say one sentence to a love one before your last breath what would it be?  

You are a Beautiful Blessing in my life and I am so happy God let me know you

 

If you saw a monkey driving a car down the street, what would your first reaction be?  

I've had too much Pepsi again

 

If you won the lottery, how would you spend your millions? 

with family and friends partying in my new home

 

If You Won 40 Billion Dollars On The Lottery, What Would You Spend It On? Do You Think You Spend That Amount Of Money In Your Life Time?  

First invest it in my family and my education. Then start a Foundation and help others help themselves.

 

What is the plural form of "Starbucks"   caffeine jolts

 

What is your dream honeymoon?   Puerto Rico, Peru, Argentina, Australia, New Zealand, South Africa, Dubai, Italy, Wash. DC, California and home

 

 Where do you see yourself in five years? freelancing and in a custom made home by the shore

Posted: Thursday, April 1, 2010 - 0 comment(s) [ Comment ] - 0 trackback(s) [ Trackback ]
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Details  * Detalles:

1. Go to link in this message (click picture below) to receive a free Subway coupon. Usa enlace en este mensaje (presiona la imagen abajo) para recibir un cupon gratis de Subway.

2. Print and enjoy. Imprima y disfrute.

4. Share with others who might also be hungry   ;o) Comparta con otros que tal vez tengan hambre también   ;o)

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Happy April Fool!

Posted: Wednesday, March 17, 2010 - 1 comment(s) [ Comment ] - 0 trackback(s) [ Trackback ]
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 Attention all translation and interpretation students

 

The International Association of Professional Translators and Interpreters is pleased to announce the opening of the IAPTI Student Forum. The IAPTI Student Forum is an exclusive forum for translation and interpretation students.


In the Forum, students from all regions can meet, collaborate and discuss issues related to their studies and the profession. They can also connect with IAPTI authorities who will engage in students’ discussions and offer their viewpoint and guidance.

By registering, members will be able to reply to or start discussions in the forum. Membership also grants access to articles and news about events in the profession. Registered students will receive updates about IAPTI events, training and workshops.

The IAPTI Student Forum is a network of students from different regions where they can share experiences and perspectives. The Forum is another effort by our association to promote good practices in our profession.

Membership to the Forum is free of charge. To register visit www.aipti.org/studentforum or follow the forum registration guide http://www.aipti.org/studentforum/announcements.php?aid=4.

Our Student Forum is ready to welcome new participants on board!

Received March 17, 2010
-=On behalf of IAPTI: Maria Karra, Head of Foreign Relations Committee (maria.karra@aipti.org)=-
 

Posted: Tuesday, March 9, 2010 - 1 comment(s) [ Comment ] - 0 trackback(s) [ Trackback ]
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To those in need of a cure from this malignancy of our paid phone accounts society: 

I now will provide a Public Service. 


Tactic# 1: 
Refer to ONE SPECIFIC WORD as much as possible WITHOUT STOPPING. 

you:"hello?" 
them:"HI, you have just won a prize/received a free x, we are just making sure.." 
TIME TO APPLY TACTIC #1: 
you (non-stop): 
"I LOOOVE BANANAS! BANANAS are yellow. There are also black BANANAS. I like the green BANANAS but they are hard to eat. BANANASs are SOOO sweet! I know you eat BANANAS too. BANANAS grow on trees. I know BANANAS with spots. I've had BANANA creme pie. I wonder if BANANA moon pie counts? There's a song about BANANAS that goes (Gwen Stefani like) ARE BANANAS B, A -N, A-N, A-N (repeat as often as you like).... 
Come in and join the Bunch!


....By this time your caller might have 
A) already hung up 
B) *definitely* placed you on a NO CALL list. 



Tactic # 2 
Just Say "YES." to absolutely EVERYTHING. 

(In my case: I love to do this with a HEAVY THICK ACCENT.) 


After several minutes, one telemarketer realized what was going on. 
He asked " Are you a moron? " 
The recipient kept going: YES. 
"Just checking, We'll update our records" 
*cLiCk!* 
It really happened, see for yourself. 



Tactic # 3 
INSIST you think they are someone you know TOO intimately and call them by a chosen ridiculous cutesie name. 

"Hey coochiebearcake!, it's good you called 'cause the clinic left you a message saying your pills for your (name of STD / "rash on your"- body parts area- /smelly body function) have been ready. How come you haven't picked them up yet?" PERSIST you know it's them and be demanding but worried/sad: "How come you told me you already got them? Don't you care about my health? Do you know that's contagious?"




Tactic # 4 
Be nasty. And threatening. But brief. 

Yell: "THIIS-IIIS-AAA- BIZ-NESSSSS. QUIT CALLING OR I WILL SUE YOU *AGAIN*!" 

Hang up. 

They will not call back.....but if they do
say: "it is now my 'business' to report your (company's) phone harrassment to the authorities." 
Hang up again. 



Tactic # 5 
Transform your phone like a video game controller: never stop pushing the buttons until you win. 

"Good day , my name is BEEEEP calling from ABC Service BEEEEP BEEEP BEEEP. 
We are calling to announce our new, unique, and BEEEEEP BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP economical 
service. Do you BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP BEEEEP have a moment to talk?" BEEEP BEEEP BEEP 



Tactic # 6 
Become Jack Nicholson. Say a phrase from his movies. 
(The Shining): 
"He-e-e-e-re's Johnny!" 
" All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy" 

(A Few Good Men): "You can't handle the truth." 

(One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest): 
"I'm here to cooperate with you one hundred percent. One hundred percent. I'll be just right down the line with you. You watch." 

(The Witches of Eastwick): "Do you think God knew what he was doing when he created woman?" 

(Batman -1989 version): 
"Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?", 
"This town needs an enema!", 
"Where does he get those wonderful toys?", 
"I've been dead once already. It's very liberating. You should think of it as, uh....therapy." 
"..as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile." 
"Oooh We have a LIVE one here!" (laugh maniacally) 


Repeat it. Repeat it again. 



Tactic# 7: 
Be curious: Question everything, answer nothing. 

"Hello, may I speak to Mr. Victim? " ARE THEY HERE? 

" My name is BlahBlah and I am calling from Blahblah Service. How are you today?" 
WHERE IS THAT? 

"As you may or may not know,BlahBlah Serviceis one of the oldest and best-known companies in blah blah, with a reputation for high-quality blah, excellent maintenance service, and timely delivery. Mr. Victim, could you tell me if you use blah blah blah? " 
WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT? 

"That's great! Could you please tell me if you have had your blah blah inspected or cleaned in the last six months?" WHAT COLOR DOES IT BRING? 

"Is Wednesday afternoon at 2:00 p.m. a convenient time for you?" 
ARE YOU SURE THE CHILDREN ARE SAFE? 

" This offer will allow you to have peace of mind knowing that you took the time to have your blahblahr inspected and cleaned, thus reducing your costs. Plus you get a free blahblahblah when you sign up for our regular service." 
DID THE BANK GIVE YOU PERMISSION? 
You can also follow a script just like they do!



More to come.... I have a call to answer...