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Posted: Wednesday, April 27, 2011 - 1 comment(s) [ Comment ] - 0 trackback(s) [ Trackback ]

We already know the epic fails that free online automated translation can offer..... Just ask US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton how to say "reset' in Russian.

RESET or 'give me more chances to drain your capitalist pockets'

 

Thank goodness there are plenty of relief methods that ALSO offer HUMAN translation to achieve a message with quality, precision and a comprehension sent across the language barriers.

A popular free method in the internet is SDL's FreeTranslation.com.  Yes, most users who just cut and paste away their masterpieces soon end up with either mini horror novels or dramatic comedies. But for users who know better, they also offer (insert Angelic choir here) Human Translation! Web and Professional translations are also offered. 

Guess who performs such accurate work? Now, if that burned your grey matter here is a more challenging question:

Guess who some of these beautiful people come from?

The creators of FreeTranslation decided to join forces with OneHourTranslation.com to 'hire' their translators. It does not stop there... ANYONE who is a member of OneHourTranslation has the immediate (literally!) opportunity to be one of those 'temp agents'. 

OHT states in their pages: 

One Hour Translation provides professional, fast and affordable human translation services, available 24/7.

Our community of over 10000 professional certified translators around the world guarantee you will get high quality translation FAST!

They cover translations, proofreading, and an email based service is also available (Transbox). They recruit certified professionals.  I happen to be one of them. I am not rich out of their service yet (well.. who is???? anywhere???) but they do offer the opportunity quite often to be a translator from a few words to a number of pages. It's a pot luck draw. And basically if I am not checking my emails, I can always check their open project page to see if there is anything available.

 

How much does their outrageous membership cost? A whopping US$1.00  when I became a member. Through PayPal. For verification purposes. Their approval also consisted of a background check. After a few days I was 'certified' as a translator. 

Painlessly. And one buck less...

Knowing how much US users  go to freetranslation's page to chug out their messages, I would like to be 'in' on the few souls that actually use the human touch for theirs.

if you want to reap in that harvest feel free to join too! 

  <-click on the image and you'll be taken to their website.

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Posted: Saturday, May 22, 2010 - 2 comment(s) [ Comment ] - 0 trackback(s) [ Trackback ]

Here is an example of why HUMAN TRANSLATION will always prevail against MACHINE TRANSLATION.

I have plenty of FE in that!

 

I 'employed'  three of the most popular online translation services.

 

No wonder they are free!!!

 

Horizon Translating : Bringing People Together 

"See there? we are going to make a

KILLING if these automated translators

keep up the BAD work!"

Por lo excepcional de su contenido, se los envío.

Tócalo!!!!!!!!!
 

Toca a Jesús para que te cuide....luego

debes enviarlo

..Con FE!!...No preguntes

Dios ha visto tus luchas,

y dice que estan llegando a su fin,

una bendicion está viniendo en tu dirección.

Si crees en Dios por favor envia este mensaje

para 20 amigos.

No lo ignores, estas siendo probado.

Si lo niegas, acuerdate dijo

si me niegas entre los hombres

te negare delante del padre.
 


Te darán una buena noticia

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Google 

 

 

For his exceptional content, they are sent.
 

 

 

Touch!!!!!!!!!
 

It is up to Jesus to take care of you....then

you send

..With FE!!...Do not ask

God has seen your struggles,

and says that they are coming to an end,

a blessing is coming in your direction.

If you believe in God please send this message

to 20 friends.

Do not ignore these being tested.

If they refuse, remember I said

if you deny deny thee from men

in front of the father. 

 
They will give you good news

 

 

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By the exceptional thing of its content, itself the shipment.  

 


 

You touch it!!!!!!!!!
 

It touches Jesus so that take care of you....luego

you should send it

..With FAITH!!...No ask

God has seen your fights,

and says that they are arriving at its end,

a bendicion is coming in your direction.

If you believe in God please sends this message

for 20 friends. It do not ignore,

these being tested.

If you deny him, agree you said

if deny me among men

I denied you in front of the father.
 
They will give you some good news

 

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Yahoo! Babel Fish

 

 

By the exceptional thing of its content, the shipment.

 

Tócalo!!!!!!!!!
 

head dress to Jesus so that it takes care of to you....soon

you must send it

..With FAITH!!...You do not ask

God has seen your fights,

and says that they estan arriving at its aim,

a blessing is coming in your direction.

If you believe please in God it sends

east message for 20 friendly.

You do not ignore it,

these being tried.

You deny if it, acuerdate said

if you deny to me between the men

will deny to you in front of the father.

 

They will notify good to you

 

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 All I have left to say is: AMEN to THAT!

 

Posted: Thursday, April 1, 2010 - 0 comment(s) [ Comment ] - 0 trackback(s) [ Trackback ]

 


A fascinating and groundbreaking App for Android!

 



Full story here: 
http://www.google.co.uk/intl/en/landing/translateforanimals/

Video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3I24bSteJpw&feature=player_embedded


Take a tour of Translate for Animals!
http://www.google.co.uk/intl/en/landing/translateforanimals/tour.html


For Androidhttp://www.android.com/market/

To get the app on your Android phone, use a barcode scanning application to download directly from this QR code.


Or simply search for Translate for Animals on Android Market.




























































































I especially love this part of their presentation:

Step 4: Selecting your language

Touch the ‘translate to’ box to open English as the choice of language.

Only English is available currently.

Note: We are currently working on this. You will soon be able to translate to most languages including Mongolian, Hindi, Cantonese, and
Pig-Latin.


Have a great

 

April's Fools Day.

 

(from dear darling and professional Igatchudistimer Sami!)