"Chick" significa "un pollito", pero en inglés coloquial, significa una "Tía" (buena)

A man walks up to the bar with an 1. ) ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the 2.) bartender asks for their 3.) order.

The man says, "I'll have a beer" and 4.) turns to the ostrich. "What's yours?" "I'll have a beer too" says the ostrich.
The bartender 5.) pours the beer and says "That will be $3.40 please," and the man 6.) reaches into his pocket and pays with the exact 7.) change for payment.

The next day, the man and the ostrich come again, and the man says "I'll have a beer," and the ostrich says "I'll have 8.) the same. 9.) "Once again the man 10.) puts his hand into his 11.) pocket and pays with exact change.
 This became a routine until late one evening, the two enter 12.) again. 13.) "The usual?" asks the bartender."Well, it's 14.) close to 15.) last call, so I'll have a large Scotch" says the man. "Same for me" says the ostrich. "That will be $7.20" says the bartender. Once again the man 16.) pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the bar.
The bartender can't 17.) hold back his curiosity 18.) any longer. "Excuse me, sir. How do you 19.) manage to always 20.) come up with the exact change out of your pocket every time?"

"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and I found this old lamp. When I 21.) rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two 22.) wishes. My first wish was that if I 23.) ever needed to pay for anything, I just put my hand in my pocket and the 24.) right amount of money will be there."
"That's brilliant!" says the bartender. 25.)"Most people would wish for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want  for as long as you live! 26.)"That's right! 27.) Whether it's a liter of milk, or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man.
"That's fantastic!" says the bartender. "You are a genius! ... Oh, one other thing sir, 28.) what's with the ostrich?"
 The man replies, "Oh, my second wish was for a 29.) chick with long legs."

Source:  www.coolfunnyjokes.com

Vocabulary

1. Ostrich = avestruz

2. Bartender  = barman

3. Order  = pedido

4. Turns to = se gira

5. Pours = sirve

6. Reaches into his pocket  =  mete la mano en su bolsillo

7. Change = cambio

8. The same  = lo mismo

9. Once again  =  de nuevo

10. Puts his hand = mete la mano

11. Pocket  = bolsillo

12. Again = de nuevo

13. The usual  = lo de siempre

14. Close = cerca de

15. Last call = última copa

16. Pulls the exact change out  =  saca el cambió exacto

17. Hold back  = contener

18. Any longer  = ya no mas

19. Manage = consigues

20. Come up with = sacar

21. Rubbed =  froté

22. Wishes  =  deseo

23. Ever = alguna vez

24. Right  amount  =  cantidad exacta

25. Most people = la mayoría de la gente

26. That´s right = así es / correcto

27. Whether  = da igual si es

28. What´s with = a que viene

29. Chick =  pollito o"tía buena"    

El gran Elvis canta esta canción"Long legged girl" = La chica de piernas largas

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-u5OZ0YoWuo

Lyrics                                                           Translation by ajm

All right                                                              Está bien

with the short dress on                             llevando el vestido corto